AN EXPERIENCE SO REFRESHING AND CHEAP
PURCHASE ONE PINT OF CONTACT CEMENT , WAIT 3 YEAR
BEFORE READING THE LABEL, AFTERWHICH YOU'LL REMOVE
ALL TRACES OF ANXIETY BEFOREHAND, WITH A DASH OF
THREE-LEGGED HINDSIGHT ADMINISTER ,IN REPEATED
MOTIONS, THE ELIXIR MANUFACTURED IN BASEMENTS UNKNOWN, A LARGE ENOUGH AMOUNT TO CHOKE A CRICK-NECKED VALEDICTORIAN , FROM COUNTIES TO THE NORTH,
AND EAST OF HERE, MEANWHILE ALIENATE YOURSELF FROM
ALL THINGS THAT HAVE THE SMELL OF CRETINJELLY,BOILING AT ROOM TEMPERTURE FOR NO MORE THAN EIGHTEEN YEAR, WHEN THIS JUNCTURE IS MET ,
BOUNCE IN AN ODD FASHION 34 PHOTOS OF MERLE HAGGARD
SWIMMING IN RAPT WAYS UP A LAZY RIVER WITH MY PAL
BERT ,THE MAYONNAISE SPREADER, CLINGING HEARTILY TO
HIS WAIST.....................

TAKING DEPOSITORY ACTION FOR FOLKS WITHOUT YARDS
NOW FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, TO BE ANNOUNCED AT A LATER TIME AND PLACE, CHILDREN FROM OVER 74 NATIONS
WILL BE TOURING ALL HIGHRISE COMPLEXES CARRYING
OVER 37 VARIETIES OF MARSHLAND GRASSES. THE PROGRAM
IS DESIGNED TO THWART WOULD BE IMMIGRANTS FROM
SEEKING REFUGE IN OUR COUNTRY.. THIS HAS WORKED
IN ALMOST EVERY DEPARTMENT STORE STOCK ROOM TO DATE.
THE PHENOMENAL SUCCESS CAN ONLY BE ATTRIBUTED TO WHAT I THINK IS PARAMOUNT.......LATEX ADDITIVES

MR. HARMANS POETRY ROOM
SCHMUB-A-DUB-DUB-DE-DE-COLDCUTS
Website www.eieio.negrita.showcase.vernie.stalebread.com
melonheads united

Remember: it takes a village of recalcitrant dialites almost 40 year to break even playing
dominoes till dawn with only one portion of
fried bulbouous fatback