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TATER SALAD RECIPES FROM THE WILD WALLACE
1. TATERS-A-LA-RYSHOIKI, a combination of grout
compressed between 6 small taters and frozen for others
2. TATERS- EN- SUSPENSE, one sack of taters, three
old crows, large jar of tartar sauce, 4 toothpicks
brang to a boil but hold yer nose
3. TATERS-SQUISHED-SLAPPED-SLAMMED-SALAD, this one
needs no explanation just a full roll of towels
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WALLACE ENJOYING ONE OF THE MANY SPASTIC ENTREES
This is my good friend WALLACE.I took this picture on his birthday. I think he likes to be in pictures.
CAN YOU GRIN LIKE THAT? |
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FISH SCALING MADE EASY BY THE DUB
grab a pair of socks out the drawer, pull 'em
tightly over ya head, start running in a frantic
gait, scream so yer neighbors know it's you,
slither toward your scaling board, lay hold of
that bream, laugh like a mad man , take a photo
of the fish grinning, carry yourslf to the
freezer section at your grocery store, open a
box of frozen fillets ,throw each individual
fillet at your fellow shoppers, repeat your
miranda rights back to the officer as your
behind is dragged down aisle ten flailing and
schlanking in a manner befitting an avid
fisherman....
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THE WINDS OF TIME MAKE HOG CALLING EASIER
Vendors from Harrisburg have implemented a strategy
to supplement the supply of fresh HINTON-POSTERS
hung in every hallway. TWELVE year in the making,
it comes as no surprise that a plan this involved
could only be rationally explained in a manner
that most egalitarians would consider profane and
controinvoluterized wherein the mechanics and
logistics needed for such a cake slinging frenzy
might actually come to pass and the folks left scraping the kudzu stew remnants from the roofs of
their mouths will finally be able to sing praises
to SIR SIDNESS, as he patrols the project on a
never reoccurring basis...........
bobby deans yosimite school of clerics
HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL as pollution boggs our minds
never have so many suffered as the nitmoes who for
what ever reason swim in the waters of retention
ponds, in neighborhoods with no structures
jimmy deans school of sausage dressing
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AN IRISH SHALAYLEE HEAD FROM COUNTY CORK
This is my good friend MOONPIE. I took this picture on his birthday. I think he likes to be in pictures.
Would you be kind enough to get this boy a biscuit. |
BE GLAD YOUR NOT FOLLOWING YOURSELF
the stench that drains from your face is all
that you have ...... know this fact and repeat
it as often as you need to. . |
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