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WITHOUT KNOWING ANY OF THE PARTICULITES, SCHMUBBERS
FROM AROUND THE COUNTY CLING TO THE TIRES OF
PASSERS BY IN AN ATTEMPT TO PURGE THEMSELVES OF STAINS TO LARGE TO CONTAIN

attendance at the school is declining, one reason
can be attributed to the cafeteria workers, always
smirking and wiping things that don't belong to them
Whatever happened to just good old common courtesy.
Around here, time you put the spoon to your mouth
here they come...clamoring about in a frenzy thats
reminicent of a one eared man,head angled profusely,
riding in circles trying to figure out the best way
to imitate a chafe that creates scar tissue not
normally found in this region.......

  NOSTRILS FLARED WHILE LEANING IS A PLUS the proper placement of the neck, according to the master himself, is 3 degrees past the last woofer
that attacked your binary sensilator last weekend.
Keep the head positioned in an arch sequence that
resembles a schlank of beets drenched in villy
condiments

HIGH FLYING ADVENTURES ONLY A JAVOOTIAN CAN LOVE
  ADOPTING STRAY ANIMALS IS TIME CONSUMING having adopted nearly 8000 puppies in the last two months has really cut into my schedule but all is not lost my freezer is well stocked and I made a
great looking throw rug...............

YOUNG ADULTS HEED OUR WARNING
  C. LOOPER--HEAD CHEESE GRATER never at a loss for creative dishes our man Loop
is all that and then some . Defying odds only a one
eyed dice thrower could calculate the Loop amazes
and astounds even the shortest of schmubbs in gallies not even on record......

A MEAL FIT FOR A TRIPOD