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AHHHHH.....TAKE A WHIFF OF THAT. IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS ..YEA, WELL THE MANS HARD AT IT AGAIN
THIS WILL BE HIS THIRD LOAF THIS MONTH.
SLOW DOWN A LITTLE, WERE ABOUT OUT OF THOSE LITTLE
BAGGIES. HE KEEPS BAKING AT THIS PACE AND WERE
GOING TO NEED MORE LITTLE SACKY'S TO PUT IT IN,
HOW CAN HE SCHMUB THAT BATTER WITH HIS HEAD CRANING
THE WAY IT DOES ......
amazingly the raisin crop was harvested just in time for the old Julia wanna be to crank up the heat. you'd think by now he'd schedule his baking
ceremonies a little more carefully.... but nooooo
not the sirmaster ....
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FIGHTING, FIGHTING, FIGHTING,FIGHTING
NOW OLD PURVIS HERE WILL THROW DOWN ON JUST ABOUT
ANYTHING THAT WALKS...HE'S NOT ONE TO ASK WHY.
HIS CREDO IS HEY THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MUDHOLE
PROPERTY TO ME..... AND I'M TOTIN' THE DEED---
SO ALL YOU WANNA BE BAKERS OR MADMEN OUT THERE
BEST HEED THIS ADVICE---WHEN PURVIS FINISHES
BAKIN' HIS LAST CAKE.. IT WILL FLY IN YOUR FACE
YOU CAN RUN , YOU CAN HIDE , YOU CAN SIGN UP FOR
A TRIP TO MARS- WON'T MATTER CAUSE YOU FITTIN'
TO GET SPLATTERED...GO PURVIS,GO PURVIS,GO PURVIS
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FROM THE SANDS OF WEST AFGANISTAN TO THE SHORES OF OLMSTEAD LAKE
we will fight Merle Haggards enemies, while we smile
and pinch a cake. We will run fat bunnies up a hill,
we will shelter them from harm, cause we like to grow our turnips out here on the little dubs farm.
we will march in lines real crooked, we will snatch
that towel off, now put the lizard back in his
kennel while I turn my head and cough......you can love me, you can hate me, you can dislike what I say
but it really doesn't matter cause your lips are
in the way
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