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THE WORD FOR THE MONTH IS "HIGH-ANXIETY"
just when you thought you could rest easy, along
comes a spider and he sit down aside her and he
allocates mo money for a sofa and bottle of
sauce so it want taste so bad and this is just
the beginning. if you gonna have a first class
eatin' establishment , you gotta have a lot of
assistant managers cause I'll be danged if I'm
gonna help bus any tables. I gots to make some
phone calls.....
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GOTTA CLEAN YO PLATE
you know you've had a belly full before you even get out of the car. The aroma is deafening, the atmosphere, to die for, the cooks, all trying to stir the pot at the same time, the busboys, steady
propping the manager up,the waiters, there are none.
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IS THAT SMOKE RISING FROM WHERE I THINK IT IS
never at a lose for odors this gebuloid knows the
real meaning of being kept at arms length......
and brother if you're tired of having to yell just
to be heard then I highly recommend the little green pills in this ad...
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CLEAN YO PLATE SOME MORE- SCRAPE IT HARDER
the menu is stained and blurred with the drippings
of recalcitrant fatback. the head waiter is making
demands that cause the customers to long for the days when diptheria was free and the record bar was
still the hot spot......
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