AS ORIENTAL FOOD BECOMES MORE POPULAR ,THE FROZEN
BAMBOOCICLE IS TAKING MARKET SHARE FROM THE LIZARD
DIPS OFFERED IN OVER 5 LOCATIONS . WE COUNT THIS
SUCCESS TO MASTER CHINLIP GWONG DWIPPLE, WHO HAS IN RECENT TIMES OFFERED TO COOK AT CAMPSITES ALONG THE
NILE AND SHORES OF OLMSTEAD. HIS ARSENAL OF WOKS
IS
HUGE, STERNO DRENCHED AND READY TO POP.......
DEVELOPING AN APPETITE FOR INDIVIDUALITY IS ONE OF
THE EXERCISES NOT FOLLOWED BY BUT A FEW IN A WORLD OF BILLIONS.... ONE NEED ONLY UNLEASH THE CREATIVE
APPARATUS LODGED INSEPTUOUSLY INSIDE AN ORGANIC
AMMALGAMATION OF CELLULAR ASSIMILATIONS. NEVER
CONSIDERING THE BACKLASH OF POPULAR OPINIONS...
STRAYING INTO RECESSES AND CAVERNS OWNED AND
OPERATED BY SIR SIDNESS INC. LEAVING ALL TREPIDATIONS ASIDE WE WANDER TIMIDLY THRU A GALAXY
OF UNTOLD BEAUTY AND SHORT-LEGGED HORSES GIGGLING
IN A MANNER ONLY BEFITTING A ZANYDROID......
to be continued..........

mr. chinlip dwong kwipple as he feasts on one of the
finer dishes on the shallow shores of the olmstead

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