EATING STUFF NOT YET SOLD IN GROCERY STORES
AS WE APPROACH THE FARMERS MARKET YOU WILL NOTICE
CROUCHED UNDER A BUSHEL OF STEWED TOMATOES OUR MAN
RONALDO, EVER THE MORE DAPPER WITH HIS DANGLING CELL
PHONE, STRAPPED TO HIS CHANGEMAKER BY THIN THREADS
OF TWISTED DENTAL FLOSS PULLED EVER SO SWIFTLY
FROM A MOUTH WITHOUT HOPE OR REMEDY, WE DECIDE TO
LEAVE QUICKLY.
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CLEANING AND STERILIZING STEPS
THE PROPER ALIGNMENT OF THE INDEX FANGER IS ALL
IMPORTANTE. REARRANGE THE FURNITURE IN ROOM SIX TO
MIMIC THE HOUSE YOU ALMOST BOUGHT SOME 48 YEAR AGO.
RAPIDLY POUND OUT SPASTIC MORSE CODE LOVE DOTS
WITH A WOODEN SPOON SOILED BY YEARS OF NEGLECT
AGIN YOUR FOREHEAD TILL WELTS THE SIZE OF GERMANY
BLOCK YOUR VISION FOR DAYS ON END.
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A CHAT ROOM FEATURING D.Q. LEONARD
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ANAROBIC EXERCISES WITH LITTLE RESULTS
GRAB YOURSELF THE BIGGEST CHAIR YOU CAN TOTE AND
SIT DOWN, NOW PLACE YOUR LEFT EYELID ON
YOUR NAVEL AND COMMENCE A SOFT MIND WARP OF ELASTIC
BANDS WRAPPED AROUND THE HIND LEGS OF YOUR NEIGHBORS
PET AND IMAGINE THE PET GRAVITATING TOWARDS
YOUR YARD AND HOVERING OVER YOUR MOST PRIZED BEGONIA
ONLY TO BE SNATCHED FROM ITS SPACE BY A QUEEN WITH
A JAVOE LAUNCHER DESIGNED TO ERADICATE ALL THOSE
WITH A SHOE SIZE THAT RUN INTO NEGATIVE INTEGERS...
RELAX , IT'S ONLY A SCHMUBBER
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SEATING CAPACITY NOT KNOWN
WITH THE DECLINE OF CLEAN SOCKS AVAILABLE IN THE
COUNTY OF MCCRACKEN WE'RE UNABLE TO DETERMINE AT THIS TIME WHAT PORTION OF THE POPULACE IS ENTITLED TO
FREE STUFF FROM THE SIR SIDNESS MEMORIAL COMPLEX.
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