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GAHOOTIANS AND HYPHENATED SPHINCTER MARCHES
ANOTHER PRIME EXAMPLE OF MURKISH GAHOOTIANS BLENDING INTO THE COUNTERCULTURES WHEREIN VLITTED
KLAYTERDS RESEMBLE GOATS FESTERING AT THE STREAMS OF
LONNIE BULBOUOUS AS HE ATTEMPTS TO ADDRESS THE
SITUATIONS EVER MOUNTING IN FURIOUS FASHION AS THE
WARDEN EXHALES VOLUMINUOUS GASES THAT LEAD TO DECAY
AND SEBORREAH ONCE THOUGHT TO BE EXTINCT ........

THE BALLAD OF OSALAMI BEN SLAMMIED
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MUSIC SCORE ADAPTED FROM ROCKY ROMERO
ALL STATE CHORUS LED BY CONDUCTOR SLAPPY TOWELETTE
REFRESHMENTS PROVIDED BY THE NINTH ANNUAL LEAGUE
OF MINIATURE CARD PLAYERS AND PSYCIC SOCIETIES LTD.
SEATING ARRANGEMENT --SIR SIDNESS/ BACK TO RATTAN

 
   
 

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